At Chez-Vous Property Services we are often called out to repair or complete jobs which are started by DIY enthusiasts, but which go wrong or are never quite finished.

So this cartoon made us smile.

We also like these supposedly real slogans and signs:

On an Indian builder’s van in London: “You’ve tried the cowboys, now use the Indians.”

On a plumber’s van: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

On the vans of a US plumbing company: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

On a US electrician’s van: “Let us remove your shorts.”

In a company’s toilet: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

On a repair shop door: “We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)”

On radiator repair shop door: “Best place in town to take a leak.”

Let us know if you have any other good ones.

Chez-Vous Property Services provides plumbing, bathroom, heating and electrical services in or around Wokingham, Bracknell, Ascot, Reading, Maidenhead and other locations in  East Berkshire. Contact us to discuss your requirements.